Oh my bacon! I am Ruler of the World! As my first order of business, I will banish stuff. I would first banish garlic, and I am sorry in advance if there is a vampire uprising. Then, I would banish Ebola, and fast too! Afterwards, I would banish vacuum commercials. Seriously, nobody wants to be interrupted during their favorite episode of the Brady Bunch to hear about a vacuum’s suction and durability! Finally, I would banish the worst burden of all time. Skinny jeans! Seriously, nobody wants to attempt to walk in jeans two sizes too small!
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